"can you wrap this present for me"
2:40 rephrase it
I feel like throwing up
Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit
well one of us is going to have to change
when you throw a surprise birthday party for your friend
it was like 50 degrees and they were wearing gloves the entire state of california needs to sink into the ocean
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
If I call you cute that probably means I want to fuck the life out of you
cardio??? is that spanish?????